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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.05.26 00:42:00 -
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Legion is an openworld game right? with lots of activities right? FUN activities right? Gentlemens clubs provide the "Entertainment" Our mercs need to go back out in the world and kill some enemies.
Has you Unsightly K/D Ratio got you down in the dumps? Visit The club, we'll perc you right up
Need money to pay for you battle equipment? Apply now and get the funds you need for those sick dropsuits( Female mercs only(Except for girls night))
Is this a troll? Maybe,but other than Gentlemens clubs we could have fun little mini activities? :D I mean fighting all day makes a grown merc hungry and bored. All work and no play makes this merc a sad merc... |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.05.26 15:08:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:In my time in Korea, I've cone to learn about Host clubs, cluddle cafes, and happy ending sports massage systems.
Do you mean cuddle cafes? If so.... It's still weird |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.05.26 15:12:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Louis Domi wrote:Legion is an openworld game right? with lots of activities right? FUN activities right? Gentlemens clubs provide the "Entertainment" Our mercs need to go back out in the world and kill some enemies.
Has you Unsightly K/D Ratio got you down in the dumps? Visit The club, we'll perc you right up
Need money to pay for you battle equipment? Apply now and get the funds you need for those sick dropsuits( Female mercs only(Except for girls night))
Is this a troll? Maybe,but other than Gentlemens clubs we could have fun little mini activities? :D I mean fighting all day makes a grown merc hungry and bored. All work and no play makes this merc a sad merc... Sign me up for ladies night! Will dance for ISK! Edit: Will also be a bouncer, a bartender, or even a waiter in a bunny maid outfit.
The bunny maid part put a weird image in my head... a Gal Male, with nothing but a speedo and his helmet...
I also had the image of a Minmatar woman dancing for her Amarr Masters... What a cruel world new eden is.. |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
313
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Posted - 2014.05.26 15:15:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Oops. Yes, Cuddle cafes. You tell her what to wear and the spooning begins, but no forking.
... Idk what to think about this... Good business i guess, would be good for Legion too, even mercs like to cuddle too? |
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